Stevey 2: Strike of the Purple Cement SnakesWe last left Stevey McSteventen to face off against his evil taxidermy-slash-pony hater-slash-secret lesbian in disguise-slash-evil magistrate-slash-aburjerderjedur-ppffftpffftpffptpfftpffftpffffftPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT—the evil purple potato of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! They glare each other in the eye, firing rage lights up in Stevey’s eyes. Then on his hair. But he didn’t care, cuz he was pissed at what his ababababa—just said. “YOU DARE COMMAND ME TO GIVE UP FLUTTERSHY TO YOU, OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER?!!” Stevey claims as he points back at Fluttershy to make a point. Although Fluttershy wasn’t really paying attention cuz she was too busy watching tv while eating buttered popcorn. “Don’t take it personally Mr. McSteventen,” the lesbian taxiderma balloon said, “its just business.” “You’ll have to kill me before I surrender Fluttershy to you, or anyone!!” Stevey shouts aStevey 2: Strike of the Purple Cement Snakes by StrongestInUniverse
Stevey McSteventen 1: The Great Lesbian AdventureIt was a Tuesday evening and Stevey McSteventen was finally walking back to his house. It was a tough day at his job today, but hell that’s how he likes it. I mean who wouldn’t; he gets paid just to have sex with loads of hot supermodel chicks! Yeah that’s right. Stevey McSteventen gets paid to have hot sex. How you may ask. Its simple…ask your mom. Anywhore, Stevey was walking down the street, seeing big ol’ booties and shit, but then to his dismay, his worst enemy appeared……..the giant potato! Stevey hates anything made of potatoes, even French fries. Stevey and the potato stared off, guns in hands, wild tomato tumbleweeds rollin by, just waiting for the next thing to happen. Stevey finally decides to speak, “Before I blast the shit out of you Mr. Potato, I have one thing to say………to the readers. I know you’ve noticed there may be too many commas in a few sentences and you may not like it and will most likeStevey McSteventen 1: The Great Lesbian Adventure by StrongestInUniverse
1.- You must posts these rules.
2.- Each person has to share 10 things about them
3.- Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the people you tag will have to answer
4.- Choose 10 people and put their icons on your journal
5.- Go to their page to inform them they are tagged
6.- Not something like " you are tagged if you read that"
7.- You have to legitimately tag 10 people
8.- No tag-backs
9.- You can't say that you don't do tags.
10.-YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY. NO COMMENTS. Unless you're commenting about the actual entry
1. How are you?
im ok i guess =\
2. Do you like MLP?
fuck yeah man, its the bee's knees
3. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
come over here and find out
5. Do you play video games?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, im the one guy in the world who doesnt!!
that was sarcasm btw
6. If so what's your favorate? If not why not?
7. What's your faveorate food?
breakfast: french toast
8. Ever had Nutella?
9. Do you like my art?
10. What happens when you take derpy's muffin?
shit goes down.
Now for the questions I'll ask the people I tag:
1. Name your #1 fave anime, even if you dont watch anime, you MUST name one and explain why.
2. what was your first official crossover you saw?
3. if you had a weapon that reflected on your soul, what would it be and give details.
4. name a movie that had the best explosion.
5. if you could choose one fast food place to go to for the rest of your life, what would it be and what would you order?
6. which pokemon would you choose to be your companion for your whole life? you must only choose one.
7. whats your favorite holiday?
8. name the most disturbing thing you ever found on the internet. use details obviously.
9. name your fetish. this is not an option. if you choose to not answer this, 1000 teethed moths will eat you.
10. name the worst movie you ever saw and explain what made it horrible.
fuck idk. the first 10 ppl who read this i guess, im too lazy to tag and you cant make me.