Stevey 2: Strike of the Purple Cement SnakesWe last left Stevey McSteventen to face off against his evil taxidermy-slash-pony hater-slash-secret lesbian in disguise-slash-evil magistrate-slash-aburjerderjedur-ppffftpffftpffptpfftpffftpffffftPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT—the evil purple potato of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! They glare each other in the eye, firing rage lights up in Stevey’s eyes. Then on his hair. But he didn’t care, cuz he was pissed at what his ababababa—just said. “YOU DARE COMMAND ME TO GIVE UP FLUTTERSHY TO YOU, OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER?!!” Stevey claims as he points back at Fluttershy to make a point. Although Fluttershy wasn’t really paying attention cuz she was too busy watching tv while eating buttered popcorn. “Don’t take it personally Mr. McSteventen,” the lesbian taxiderma balloon said, “its just business.” “You’ll have to kill me before I surrender Fluttershy to you, or anyone!!” Stevey shouts aStevey 2: Strike of the Purple Cement Snakes by ~StrongestInUniverse
Stevey McSteventen 1: The Great Lesbian AdventureIt was a Tuesday evening and Stevey McSteventen was finally walking back to his house. It was a tough day at his job today, but hell that’s how he likes it. I mean who wouldn’t; he gets paid just to have sex with loads of hot supermodel chicks! Yeah that’s right. Stevey McSteventen gets paid to have hot sex. How you may ask. Its simple…ask your mom. Anywhore, Stevey was walking down the street, seeing big ol’ booties and shit, but then to his dismay, his worst enemy appeared……..the giant potato! Stevey hates anything made of potatoes, even French fries. Stevey and the potato stared off, guns in hands, wild tomato tumbleweeds rollin by, just waiting for the next thing to happen. Stevey finally decides to speak, “Before I blast the shit out of you Mr. Potato, I have one thing to say………to the readers. I know you’ve noticed there may be too many commas in a few sentences and you may not like it and will most likeStevey McSteventen 1: The Great Lesbian Adventure by ~StrongestInUniverse
1. Which Anime-Character would represent you?
2. How old are you?
3. Which was your first Anime, you watched?
4. Do you have friends, which doesn´t like anime? (if yes, dou you know why)
5. Favorite Singer?
i guess the guy from A7X
6. Do you hear japanese music? (if yes, which kind of music)
yes, anime music
7. What tools do you use to make pictures (COPICS, color pencils....)
pencils, color pencils, erasers, then tablet
8. How do you spend your time on the internet?
pornz =U jk anime, mlp fim, videogames, youtube, yada yada
9. What gaming console do you have?
oh god uhhh....PS3, PS2, XBOX 360, Wii, 3DS, DS, PSP, and a lame mac xP
10. What you think of my questions?
theyre sexy~ =y jk theyre cool
1. Whats your most fave pokemon of all time?
2. What would you do if I started tickling you? =y
3. Whats your fave horror movie (you MUST choose one)?
4. Which do you like better, PS3 or Xbox360 and why?
5. If you could prank call aaaaaaaaaaanyone in the world without getting caught who would it be?
6. Do you watch Sword Art Online?
7. What was the best show during your childhood?
8. Death shows up at your door saying "trick or treat", but its March. What do?
9. Can I lick your eyeball? =y
10. If you could choose any celebrity to grope you for 10 mins, who would it be and why?
EVERY DAMN PERSON WHO READS THIS, OR ELSE YOULL BE HAUNTED BY AN EVIL WITCH GIRL THAT WILL STEEL YOUR CLOTHES IF YOU DONT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!